"Some Brand-Name Bloggers Say Stress of Posting is a Hazard to Their Health" reads one headline. "In Web World of 24/7 Stress, Writers Blog Till They Drop", warns another. Not here, babe - I post when I have the time, to three separate blogs. And I don't have the time when I'm doing my taxes, dealing with my kids, or preparing to speak at philosophy conferences. Not to mention grabbing some R&R on the Monterey coast. Which is what I've been up to lately, in more or less reverse order, so there you go. The stress-free blogger. It won't make me rich on advertising links, but neither will having a nervous breakdown.
Then again, I do want to post more frequently than I have since I started this blog, mainly because I have this nagging feeling that the subject is actually important. Maybe not quite up there with famine or terrorism, but significant to people's lives. So at first glance it is rewarding to see that some stalwarts of the technology literati have been running a column on matters ethical. Sort of. I refer, of course, to WIRED, that low-tech vehicle for high-tech advertising, pop science sound bytes, technopop culture and occasional light porn. Sometimes they also print some stuff about digital technology (most of it wireless, but whatever).
WIRED has offered some key articles on information ethics in its time, standouts for me include John Perry Barlow's famous piece on digital patent and copyright issues, and the exposure of clandestine biometric imaging practiced at the 2001 Tampa Superbowl. But their more recent descent into yuppie lifestyle reporting and geek fantasy entertainment is, as they put it, tired, if not expired, IMHO. This rag has definitely lost direction, or found a direction that is so vapid it seems quite lost - doing superficial pieces on genetic research and cognitive science like some Omni-wannabe, or lauding their favorite films and rock groups, often without even giving lip service to things like innovative uses of digital technology in the popular arts. They could do a whole magazine on that but it might make people think they really are geeks, and distract from the cool-to-be-techno image they are trying to uphold. Nine Inch Nails, Joy Division and Radiohead... er, that is, Blade Runner, Donnie Darko and Manga. Sheesh. How did they miss Smash Bros Brawl? Oh, by getting it on with Halo 3. Is this supposed to be an encyclopedia of pop iconography or a technology magazine with something resembling a social conscience?
How reassuring to see that they actually have an ethics column. Sort of. God forbid WIRED should ever hire me as editor in chief, I'd put in a "lifestyle" column and say "you're welcome, and the rest of the issue is about technology and real life". But at least it is something of an attempt to address an important question or two. Something - but what, exactly? What is an ethics column doing with a byline like "Mr. Know-It-All"? That self-deprecating title reads like an indication that the current WIRED editors get agita every time they feel compelled to print anything that might be thought of as socially significant. Somebody might think we're preaching to them; better let them know we don't take ourselves too seriously. "Mr. Know-It-All" indeed! Anyway, let's look at the column on its own merits and then decide whether to go wiredless.
"Mr Know-It-All" is the sort of question-and-answer type column that began (to my knowledge) with Ann Landers-type personal advice columns. Several years ago the New York Times handed a byline to Randy Cohen as "The Ethicist". This was something like the equivalent of giving Dick Cavett a byline as "The Art Critic", as Cohen was mainly known previously as a copy writer for t.v. jokesters like Letterman and Rosie O'Donnell, according to his Wikipedia entry. It used to be written by Clive Thompson, about whom I Know-Nothing (though someone by that name who writes on technology and culture runs this bloggy web site). But now Brendan I. Koerner is Mr. Know-It-All. Like Cohen, he is a somewhat known a quantity. He contributes stuff to Slate and The New York Times (including the Magazine section; so, no stranger to Cohen's column, I daresay) - an eclectic output roughly along the lines of "new technology" or "new ideas".
It is notable, if not quite disturbing, that Koerner is also a member of the so-called New America Foundation, a slightly fuzzy thinktank that includes such not-so-fuzzy Reagan/Bush conservatives as Frances Fukayama and Christine Todd Whitman. (Just as it is notable, if not quite disturbing, that WIRED editor Chris Anderson did a stint at the basically conservative journal The Economist.) Does this mean WIRED is giving an ethics podium to some quietly right-wing ideologue? Not necessarily; NAF is politically diverse, allegedly "non-partisan", "radically centrist", perhaps vaguely environmentalist. I do wonder, though, what any progressive individual might hope to accomplish in this menagerie; which leads me in turn to wonder whether Koerner is not basically a conservative with a soapbox in the form of a geek-chic pop science venue.
So what does Koerner have to say? Rather than going back through a year or so of columns I'll just start with his entry as Mr. Know-It-All in last month's issue (April 08), "Juicing on the Job". A reader (I'll take it to be a male) writes that a coworker is making him look bad by "using unprescribed modafinil to work crazy hours". The boss wants him to keep up. Should he report the drug use, or maybe do the same? According to Koerner, both of these would be the wrong move. No argument from me there. As for practical advice, Koerner has some good ideas (talk to the guy first), some bad ones ("consider dropping some background information on modafinil in your boss's inbox" - without telling him why?) and some slightly idealistic ones (think about whether you really want to be in this cutthroat company. Maybe get a nice low pressure job working for the Post Office?)
But what is really the ethical problem here? First, let's get rid of "unprescribed" - how the hell does the reader know that the modfinil is "unprescribed"? The coworker is obviously not his best friend, so we can't take the qualifier "unprescribed" as known information. This puts things in a different light. We don't have an ethical issue with a person who is working his butt off and is taking some medication he may actually need. (Modanifil is not really a stimulant, from what I read, but a drug that increases wakefulness and attention for people who have a tendency to nod off during the day. Hmmm, gotta talk to my doctor about this...)
On the other hand, does this company have any standard for the work hours to which people can be held accountable? Nobody signs an employment contract to be a 24x7 slave. If your hours are effectively unlimited then you'd better be making enough money to quit at some point and live on the Riviera for a year or two. Maybe it's time. If not, the ethical problem here looks to be with the employer who expects everyone to keep up with the most insanely driven overachiever; the coworker is not at fault for anything, really. Suppose the coworker was pulling your leg; he is not actually taking any drugs at all, he is just a workaholic who needs little sleep and wants to get ahead. What's the problem? The problem is your greedy boss, who figures he'll use this as a standard that was not really established when you accepted the position. Changing the rules mid-game, or just not publicizing them at all, is an ethical problem - it's called unfairness. Finding the source of the problem does not mean it is easy to solve, but it at least gets us clear on how to judge people, and ourselves.
Let's move on. Another reader asks the important question whether it is alright to use his laptop while sitting at a bar. Koerner and I agree that in one sense at least, it is not alright - for even if isopropyl alcohol swabs may be good for cleaning your keyboard, grain alcohol spills are not. But said reader is being given the evil eye by the bartender. Should he tell the bartender to take a flying leap at a Rolling Rock? Koerner quotes a guy in Oregon who blogs about bartending to the effect that the bartender should not have an issue with it. So, who am I to argue with such expertise? But picture that your job is to run around all night planting pints of pilsner and drippy daiquiries from one end of this polished wood surface to the other - do you really want to have to worry that you, or a patron, are going to spray some guy's $4000 notebook with sticky strawberry liqueur, and watch him start screaming for a manager? Come on. If you're at the bar to find a hot date, put the cpu back in the bag if you know what's good for you; and if not, go get a table and order some nachos. The bartender has enough to worry about without dancing around your laptop.
In the current (May 2008) issue, a concerned parent asks if it is bad for her 1 month old son to be held while she is watching t.v. Mr KIA (no relation to the car) treats this as a scientific question (no, it probably won't harm him) but then suggests that the real issue is not to use the t.v. as babysitter. Which Mr. KML (that's knows-much-less, yours truly) has certainly never done. This week. (But smoking pot in the 70's depleted my short-term memory cells, and they still haven't grown back - as far as I can recall.) Of course our columnist could have sent the lady a polite note that "you are factually misinformed about the risks, so this is not a topic for a KIA column, thanks anyway". Or he could have asked why the woman doesn't just put the little thing on her shoulder, facing away from the t.v., or cradle it in her arms looking up - the most natural positions anyway. But if there is an ethical issue here, isn't it really this: supposing that there is reliable evidence that having a tot in front of the t.v. causes it harm, is it okay to do it anyway if you really want to watch the show and hold the tot? And you don't need a know-it-all to answer that, just a little common sense.
Now this one I have to quote: "Am I obligated to share my laptop password with my wife?" Let's spend some time on this, as it is really a very significant question in contemporary culture. Mr. KIA quite reasonably points out that marriage does not eliminate a right to privacy, but it does imply trust. Trust is the issue, but the sound byte format is not sufficient for dealing with the question. You could deal with the practical side of it very quickly. For example: "No, you don't have to show her your password; or the code for your bank card; what's in your will; or the amounts or beneficiaries on your insurance policies. Then again, there are some private things she doesn't have to show you either." There's a practical answer. It just avoids morality altogether (or introduces a negative moral sentiment: revenge).
Koerner suggests a mutual agreement to keep certain folders off limits. This unanalyzed suggestion is a good example of why moral analysis is a lot more complex than it seems. No one has asked, so far, whether the wife has a computer of her own to use; whether there has been any breach of trust in the relationship already; whether you have any independent reasons to password- protect your computer; or even what level of computer users you both are. Lets go through the ramifications and see where we end up.
1. Suppose your wife wants access to the laptop for purely practical reasons, to use some picture editor you have, or check the family budget spreadsheet you set up. And suppose further that neither of you has any reason to distrust the other, and you both already respect one another's privacy. Then the following questions arise:
a. Why do you need a password at all? Is it to protect it from someone else's prying eyes? Then give her the password, period. I have never password protected my computer at home. Even if there were times when I was not a model husband I would rather keep computer content as innocent as possible and explain any apparent indiscretions than tell her, "sorry honey, off limits".
b. Does she have a computer to use? If so, why does she want your password? If she wants content or functionality that can be transferred to hers, that is what she should be asking for.
c. If she doesn't have one, maybe she should be asking for that; or, assuming again that she has no reason to question your intentions in having a private password, why doesn't she ask you to sign her on?
d. Maybe you're not home, and she needs access right away. Fine, you can give her the password, and change it later. She should not even know that you did if she doesn't require ongoing access. If she does, see c. above. And if she needs to use it only occasionally, then you can explain that you change your password every once in a while for general security purposes, and she can have it any time she wants, but she shouldn't expect to just get in any time without telling you.
2. If your wife complains about any of these arrangements, then perhaps she has some other agenda and is just using this as an excuse to check up on you. Then, as Koerner says, there may be other problems in the marriage. Let's assume, then, that there has already been a breach of trust, and further, that you both know that she feels there has. Again there are various possible angles:
a. If she mistrusts you, then telling her, "okay, but don't go to this folder" will only increase the mistrust. It is no different, really from saying, "here, use this other computer I have, but don't go to this one". Once the trust is broken, it is not limited by folders.
b. Has the breach of trust been acknowledged by both sides? Suppose she correctly suspects you of something dishonest but you have not admitted it. Your password protection is just a bandaid to keep you out of trouble. But suppose you break down and give her access, but tell her "just don't go to My Documents/Cindy"; what good will that do? She already mistrusts you, and you already know that, so what reason do you have to think she'll stay out of /Cindy? She is probably using the password issue to see if your reaction confirms her suspicions.
c. There may be a difference in the level of expertise that significantly affects your negotiations. Suppose you each have computers, but you are basically a Word, Excel and Picasa user and she is a UNIX guru with Brainbench certification in network security. You might feel that even if there were some compromising stuff on her system, she could easily hide it so that with your superficial computer skills you wouldn't have a prayer of finding anything. Whereas your system is an open book to her. Not fair, you say - my password is virtually the only level of privacy I have, whereas you have privacy by virtue of my lack of expertise. Of course, this will lead to an argument: "You have no reason to suspect me, but I have a reason to suspect you!" Maybe - but that's today. The situation could be reversed in the future and you would not have the recourse she has. This will not solve the problem of trust, but it might be a legitimate reason to deny her access anyway. And if the skills are reversed, her getting access to your system might be reasonable, but pretty useless. Unless you are a complete dunderhead.
d. If you both agree that you have deceived her, then at least one issue is settled, and she does not need access to your PC to prove it. But there is still a problem. If you did it once, will you do it again? And how far do her legitimate rights to monitor your activities extend? Is this going to be a Charles and Camilla type affair? How can she know? You've been dishonest, why should she believe you when you say it's over, or that it's the last time? The truth is, though, checking your laptop periodically is not going to solve anything. Unless, as I say, you're a complete dunderhead (or you are trying to end your marriage, which is perhaps a hidden motivation here). Because you will simply arrange your next indiscretion to take place without office automation support. Perhaps she wants to check your cell phone messages too? Maybe you should let her, if you have nothing to hide anymore. Maybe she'll even shadow you after work. After a relatively short time, all the checking she can possibly do will get to be so tedious and time-consuming that she will realize she either has to trust you or dump you. And then the question of whether she has or doesn't have your password becomes moot.
e. Assuming she does have a right to check up on you from time to time, there is still the question of whether you are to be informed of it, and how. You are not, after all, a member of an international spy ring, or a suspected serial killer. You presumably have some kind of right to know you are being monitored. A woman I was once in a relationship with decided at some point see if she could do a little better on Match.com. When I found out I was devastated. She shut down her page and her search immediately and swore it was over. Nevertheless, I checked her laptop and her cell phone for several months after this incident. Often I did it right in front of her, and I told her I intended to do it. I reported to her anything that I found that I thought was suspicious and gave her a chance to explain it. After a few months it was clear that she really did not have any inclination to do this again, and the matter was over. If your wife is going to monitor your devices, you have a right to know about it. Maybe this alone will be enough to discourage the behavior and everyone will be happier for it. In any case, there have to be some limits, and you have to know what they are, or else the whole concept of a relationship built on trust is just gone.
Koerner's suggestion of keeping some folders off limits clearly underplays the difficulties involved in evaluating the situation. One other thing I should mention about his responses - most of them appeal, in good journalistic fashion, to an opinion uttered by some expert he gave a shout to. It raises the question of whether Mr. Know-It-All really knows even as much as what's contained in these short-answer quizzes.
But my ultimate point is not really about Koerner, but about WIRED's approach to computer ethics. InformatiomWeek, a far more staid and "uncool" IT industry magazine, often carries serious articles on ethical issues in technology. WIRED seems to fear that their audience of IT enthusiasts lacks sufficient attention span to take in a serious discussion of these issues. Better to hire a journalist and stick with the 1-paragraph sound bite format than get an actual philosopher with some expertise in computer ethics and risk having someone yawn at WIRED in the local java joint. WIRED already sticks all its substantive articles as far back as possible, giving everyone a chance to page through the glitzy ads and the cutesy pictures and the single-page pop science and gadget profiles before they decide to commit to actually reading something. The longer pieces prior to the serious articles are broken up into discrete subjects and numbered, for those whose modafinil prescriptions have run out. And the articles in the back of the current (May 2008) issue are representative of WIRED's present commitment to IT ethics. Only one of them even addresses an issue that has significant digital ethics implications - the installation of a vast downtown surveillance system in the Big Apple - and that piece does not so much as mention the tiny little issue of privacy. The pop culture articles often barely mention technology; the technology articles barely mention ethics. What's wrong with this picture book?
I have nothing against an advice column. I have nothing against Brendan Koerner or anyone else publishing his opinions. I have a problem with a magazine that considers itself the mouthpiece of technically-minded members of Generation X, Y, Q, or whatever, the folks who grew up in the digital age and whose lives are shaped by technology, and makes its main contribution to the debates on the ethics of technology these 30-second blurbs from someone who has no background or training in analyzing ethical issues. That's not not wired, it's uninspired.