Showing posts with label ethics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ethics. Show all posts

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Fincher's Facebook

As a director, no one can accuse David Fincher of running away from disagreeable things. Serial killers and bare-knuckle fistfights have been his bread and butter for the most part. Why he decided to make The Social Network, though, is beyond me. A dorm room drama with a side of financial hooha, the film does not have a point, does not know if it has a hero or only villains, and does nothing to explore the really deep issues that it dances around. It is less a statement on the nature of these times than a product of the general confusion that reigns in the great valley of ethics and technology.

I am not here (on a technology and ethics blog) to talk about great performances, for which it may be acknowledged that at least Jesse Eisenberg's Mark Zuckerberg and Justin Timberlake's Sean Parker constitute a couple of decent contenders.  It has long (long, long...) been the case that Hollywood's pool of acting talent far exceeds its suppy of cinematic vehicles worthy of them. Nor do I wish to deny that the film manages, albeit it a rather formulaic way, to make a dramatically captivating tale of personal betrayals and egomania out of what you might call the classic story of the classic nerd. I suppose I could bite halfway into the summary on Rotten Tomatoes, "Impeccably scripted, beautifully directed, and filled with fine performances, The Social Network is a riveting, ambitious example of modern filmmaking at its finest." The first half, I suppose - though after it was over, my partner and I both kind of wondered aloud why anyone would really care about the story once you knew how it unfolds. As for "modern filmmaking at its finest", I hope not. Modern filmmaking at its finest ought to explore philosophical and social issues in a profound and aesthetically probing way; it ought to be art, specifically. The various comparisons to Citizen Kane that appear explicitly or otherwise in the capsule quotes on RottenTomatoes.com seem to me particularly inappropriate. That film works on so many levels it's hard to count; utilizes revolutionary cinematic techniques; and more than anything, probes its subject so deeply you can feel the nerves jangling and smell its breath. By comparison, The Social Network is nothing more than a stock Hollywood drama with a slightly unusual slant.

Why ain't this art? For one thing, the status of Mark Zuckerberg throughout the film seems to gyrate between admirable genius and objectionable "asshole" - a word used twice to describe him, and which seems to bookend the film. (That such language is startling enough to stand out in this way gives you an idea just what thin soup we are dealing with here.) Is Zuckerberg a technical genius with a keen sense of social needs and trends, or merely a hacker who managed to steal an idea from other Harvard students and through a combination of luck and deceit rode it to fame and fortune? The film version of Zuckerberg is quick with bright-sounding comeback quips, arrogant and consdescending to just about everyone around him. Legal proceedings to him are opportunities to stare out the window; a hurt and angry friend is just another body in the room. Yet, Fincher manages to make him just this side of cute and lovable too, largely on the strength of his abiding confidence in his own mission, and misguided but recognizably vulnerable appeals to people who he has hurt. The man emerges from the film as neither a really good dude, nor a really bad dude, just a somewhat confused kid who grew up too fast. Whether that is adequate subject matter for a film is a matter of taste, I guess, but for me, the character is neither tragic nor heroic nor evil, just morally and spiritually confused

Apart from the uninspired treatment of Zuckerberg's character, the film raises issues in ethics and technology, but does virtually nothing to move the debate forward, or even deepen the issues for our contemplation. Obviously, the moving idea behind it is the question of intellectual property rights. The Winklevosss brothers who sued Zuckerberg over Facebook and received a $20 million settlement are given plenty of screen time, but the matter of what constitutes an original idea, or whether an idea in itself constitutes intellectual property, or what material evidence is relevant to the question of who had an idea first, or what constitutes "theft" of creative ideas, or what constitutes deception with regard to informal working relationships - all this is somehow alluded to, but at best superficially explored. This is in spite of the fact that the film partly hinges around a hearing in which evidence is presented for and against such claims. These scenes largely involve a personal standoff between Zuckerberg and one or more of the examining attorneys; there is very little to make you think about the issues involved, which are among the most difficult and serious issues before us as a society.

This is disappointing for anyone who is looking to find insights, or even a particularly incisive or perspicuous presentation of issues, here. Fincher has shown some depth in exploring the psychology of the serial killer in Seven (which I have seen) and Zodiac (which I have not seen but read enough about). One might have expected that this entry into the subject matter of technology and its relationship to society would have produced similar depth. Instead, we get a gooey admixture of romantic and financial subplots and submerged philosophical issues. Zuckerberg is heard averring that the Winklevoss brothers are merely pretentious incompetents while he himself is the creative genius. But the question as to what that means, or what would constitute a reason for making that judgment, is left hanging throughout the film. There is even a suggestion that he developed Facebook while pretending to work for them as a matter of personal revenge for a perceived insult, thereby distracting attention from the potentially much more interesting issue of how society might navigate the competing claims of creative initiative.

The superficial approach to ethical issues is further emphasized by the portrayal of Sean Parker, a Napster founder played by Justin Timberlake. The whole Napster episode and file-sharing in general raises issues big enough for a separate film, and one might have expected that the prominent role given to Parker in this film would bring the moral issues under the surface bubbling up. But far from it. Parker is identified early on as a drug abuser and manipulative egomaniac, and his 2006 arrest for cocaine possession is duly played out, while the whole question of a Napster/Facebook connection - perhaps it represents some unstable emulsion of technical genius and moral decay among "Generation Y" (or Z, or on beyond Zebra) - is barely given a nod. The only impact Parker's arrest has on Facebook is to turn Zuckerberg's face glum and send him to his own site to "friend" an ex-girlfriend. The whole second half of the film is a missed opportunity to say something interesting on this subject.

Privacy? Anybody heard of any privacy issues regarding Facebook, or social networking in general? It is true that the film presents as a kickoff issue Zuckerberg's zeal to create a site on which he can embarrass the girl who has just dumped him. But to the extent that this is explored, it is mainly as a facet of Zuckerberg's juvenile emotional structure. It is a bit of character-building, and has little to contribute to our understanding of privacy or abuse in social networking. Zuckerberg is morally demeaned by his assinine motivations, but the fact that the enterprise facilitates such abuses, and the many ways in which sites like it contribute to the violation of privacy, is a subject that is shoved far under the rug as the more Hollywood-friendly personal dramas and corporate clashes are unfolded. Speaking of boardroom and bedroom, what about the embarrassments people have faced after sharing things on Facebook that ended up being read out to them in a job interview, or by a professor, or a potential lover? Don't expect to see much about that in the film that proudly proclaims its subject matter as "the social network". Ditto the burning issue of anonymity and identity assumption on social netowkring sites. Allusions and over-the-shoulder glances at these sorts of questions are all Fincher can spare while servicing the narrative requirements of an audience trained to latch onto one-line putdowns, predictable betrayals and obvious moral contradictions.

How about the fact that some people, not least of all high school and college age kids who would do much better to study their calculus and chemistry texts, are all but addicted to Facebook, spending hours a day on it? That is apparently not good movie material either. And if quite a lot of the 500 million-plus members think the whole thing is boring, stupid, intrusive, and a waste of time; if many of them basically joined Facebook just to see what all the fuss is about; if millions of Facebook members have chatted with an old buddy or flame a couple of times, acknowledged a few "friend" requests from people they later realized they didn't really want to be "friends" with, and then forgot about the whole thing - does FB still seem like such a great idea? Well, there's no questioning along those lines in the film; it would take the punch out of the presentation of FB as a phenomenon worthy of big-budget cinema. The denouement of the film starts with Facebook passing the 1,000,000 member mark, as if that in itself is a terrific thing. What if it is a deplorable thing? You won't find much in this film to detract from the sense that the Facebook juggernaut is ultimately something we should  drop our jaws and admire, after all is said and done and the lawsuits are behind us. Zuck may be a jerk, it seems to say, but "you don't get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies". And by the time the closing sequence has rolled by you know that once you have 500 million friends you can always pay off those enemies and perhaps make yourself feel okay about the whole thing. Maybe they will feel okay too.

As for the generation that has largely made Facebook the phenomenon it is, they come off as vapid, party-going types who got o fancy schools, drink beer, have stripper parties, suck up to the rich and famous, and admire people for all the wrong reasons. No doubt a lot of them are just like that; but so are a lot of every other generation. What, then, is special or unique about the generation that grew up in the digital age, indeed the HTTP age? I didn't see much in the film that asks a question remotely so interesting. Perhaps unwittingly (though I doubt it) the film manages to emphasize the childishness of the millenials by casting Brenda Song, the cute but infinitely spoiled and mindlessly materialistic London from Disney Channel's "Suite Life of Zach and Cody", as one of the Facebook team's groupies. (London, I mean Brenda, giving blow jobs in a bathroom stall? Nawwww...!) But this stereotype needs to be examined, not just trotted out to fund the thrilling story of Zuckerberg's rise to prominence on the social mania of his peers.

It is duly noted in the closing sequence that Zuckerberg is the youngest billionaire in the world. Okay, I'm jealous - well, of the first $10 million or so, anyway; I've never been able to imagine what I would do with even $25 million, much less a billion. Does the film examine the unique social phenomenon of very young computer types who manage to come up with a hot new web site and either take it public or sell it for millions of dollars? Not really: Zuckerberg's wealth and his relationship to it are not really explored; he is depicted as an idealist who does not  really care about money all that much, and is just in it for the fun and perhaps some prestige. Maybe that is true of the real life Zuckerberg, but still it is yet another alternative theme that is not really developed.

To be absolutely fair, I must admit that the film is inspiring in a certain way; it triggers a kind of slap-happy feeling that you, too, could come up with a brilliant idea that would match some untapped social sentiment and make you rich - only you would do it with a much more upstanding character, not have to screw your friends along the way, and perhaps use the money to save the world. But this only shows that the model of a brilliant Harvard undergrad leading a quasi-Bohemian life while rising to fame (or notoriety) and fortune is very seductive, a life that anyone with a mission and a sense of self-worth might wish he had led and might possibly believe he could still lead. I am not so sure I want to put such seduction in the positive column when scoring a film.

I must say I regret having to be such a curmudgeon. It is not that this film is worse than a million other Hollywood releases; it's better, in fact, than quite a few. It's just that the billing and the reviews do not really match what is achieved. When all is said and done, the film leaves you thinking a lot more about a slightly troubled individual than about the enormous social questions raised by his venture. It just doesn't have much to say about issues on which we are all waiting for helpful insights of any sort. But the will to say nothing is pretty strong in the arts these days, so maybe this is after all, if perversely, the movie of the decade.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Clueless in Seattle (.Gov)

Paul McDougall points out in An InformationWeek blog on Thursday that a data security letter published on Seattle.gov, the web site for the city of Seattle, published content that is word for word identical to other new releases. One of these is an article published by InformationWeek writer Kelley Jackson Higgins. Googling the first sentence of the article produced a couple of other sites with identical sentences, though I could not actually find the article when I went to those pages.

It is particularly odious when a government entity (local or otherwise) indulges in behavior that even gives the appearance of plagiarism, for it undermines values that it should help promote, and justifies unethical practices when it should be serving as the gatekeeper. That said, and granted it is a fine distinction, but the publication of previously written content on a web site is not, by itself, plagiarism. That is because it does not attribute the content to someone who did not originate it. In many cases, such as the one McDougall points to (at least originally), the site simply fails to attribute the content at all. We can argue about whether it is implied, by virtue of publication, that the content is original. That is a difficult case to make out, because (1) on many web sites, most of the content is not attributed to anyone; (2) "publication" is a term of art, here, because there is normally no peer review and often very little in the way of oversight, or even editing, of the content; (3) the intent to deceive, which is a normal component of most acts of plagiarism, does not clearly exist; and (4) the expectation of profit, recognition, or other benefits that usually motivates plagiarism is not clearly present. So I don't know if McDougall's epithet "blatantly plagiarized" really fits the situation. We should be a little circumspect before lumping cases of anonymous web posts together with those of the student who hands in a plagiarized paper with his name on it as fulfillment of a course assignment, or the author whose name appears on a book or article in which content written by someone else appears without attribution.

The kind of practice McDougall points to is so prevalent on the Internet that picking out one instance almost misses the point. He opens his article by pointing to "news aggregators", sites which provide brief summaries, quotes and/or links to sites which originate content. There are an endless number of such sites, at least if you count them liberally; even such recognized sites as Slate and The Huffington Post could be made out to be part of the problem. Just how bad it is depends on how much unoriginal content is required before the use of it becomes objectionable. But regardless of the precise extent, the prevalence of these practices is sometimes taken as evidence that they pose no problem. We may have a tendency to feel that anything that is very widely done is not worth objecting to. But that is more intellectual laziness than considered judgment. The problem goes way beyond the self-conscious aggregators, who depend in part on a broad interpretation of the concept of fair use. I've recently found the same health care information - exact same wording, as in the examples cited by McDougall - posted on not two, but maybe half a dozen different sites. In some cases, it is the reverse of the present situation: a government institution (such as the National Institute of Health) appears to have created content to which several for-profit web sites have helped themselves. On another occasion I found the entire text of Harry Frankfurt's essay "On Bullshit" published on a web site in Georgia (U.S.) that claims to be a news site; although it was attributed to Frankfurt and Princeton University Press, I strongly suspect it was used without permission, and could not conceivably fall under fair use principles.

McDougall is right to be incensed. But the problem is much bigger than Seattle; bigger than news "aggregators"; even bigger than the crop of Internet-age college students who sometimes brag that they have gone through college without ever having had to write an original essay. You can change individual behavior by calling people on the carpet; but you can't change a culture by making examples of a few people. Look at the baseball doping scandal, in the news once again now - it is, in fact, far beyond a problem with a few high-profile players, beyond baseball, beyond the U.S. It came to be accepted that this is the way it is in sports, and if you want to be a sissy and not take steroids then you can watch your stats suffer and your salary go down. Similarly, if you want to try to create your own content - e.g., as I think I'm doing right now - you can just deal with it when you find you can't post as often or get as many hits as some "aggregator" who simply takes sound bites that other people have written and makes that look like a great service to humanity.

The whole notion of original content is undermined by the increasing probability that any given content has already been copied from somewhere else without attribution, making it easy to justify copying from the copier without attribution. And who is supposed to be responsible for investigating whether any particular sentence on a web site is original?
Add to that the old adage that "information wants to be free" and you have all the makings of a general descent into postmodern culture where everything is recycled, origins make no difference, and creative incompetence is transformed into the virtue of making apposite choices of material to repeat.

All this is too heavy a burden to rest on the shoulders of some IT dude who ripped some data security articles and broadcasts and put them up as public notice on a non-profit web site. That person must have already soaked up so much of the free-flowing whiskey of repetition that s/he is drunk with possibilities as s/he surveys the limitless expanse of already published web content, and not without some justice counts it as a bonafide professional virtue to be able to sift through it all and post the most relevant items in little blue boxes on Seattle.Gov. The nature of this act is buried under so many layers of banality that some of the commentators on McDougall's blog even questioned why the whole thing was even worthy of a blog post! (What exactly does it take to be worthy of being a blog post these days? Some people actually take the "blog" idea seriously and post any old drivel on a daily basis just to chat in the public's ear.)

Others doubted the wisdom of the fact that in his final paragraph, McDougall has the chutzpah to mention that Microsoft, in the following context:
Microsoft has been at the forefront of efforts to combat piracy and intellectual property theft, but most of its efforts have focused on China and other developing markets. Note to Ballmer and Co.: Time to start looking in your own backyard!
True, as the commentator
, who posts as "NYSSA", pointed out, MS is in Redmond, not Seattle. As if Redmond had a reason to exist other than as a Seattle suburb until MS put it on the map. Surely it takes only a limited grasp of geography to see that it counts as MS's "own backyard". NYSSA then asks, " Is anything happening in Washington now to be tied to Microsoft?" True, MS is not responsible for every tree cut down by Weyerhauser. On the other hand, McDougall did not say that MS is responsible for the posting on Seattle.Gov. But NYSSA misses a much bigger point, though I'm not sure McDougall even wanted to go there (so I will). We are in the midst of a vast proliferation of digital content; a single sentence or an entire article can end up on dozens of web sites overnight, and the phenomenon extends even to official government sites. It is pervasive, and threatens us with a general cultural and moral decline, as the distinction between originality and regurgitation gets blurred, and the value of creative expression is lost. What is Microsoft's response to all this? What is Apple's response? What is Sony's response? Three little words, "We're losing money!" (Abbreviated "DRM".) The very people who brought us into the world where the virtual is the real and the real is the virtual have only one complaint: dirty no good rotten Chinese pirates and Russian hackers are threatening our profits and making it possible to not only copy literary content (about which we could not give two hoots, let Google worry about that one) but software, songs and movies! The nerve! Track them down, fine them (or their parents, if they happen to be under age) or force them to take jobs as data security consultants!

Not too long ago I had in my hands a resume from a consultant applying for a high level position managing a major IT project. One of the requirements for the job was the ability to write complex design and analysis documents. People were required to submit samples of their work. What I received from this consultant looked very professional; I was duly impressed. But just as a precaution, I grabbed a particularly well put sentence from his document and stuck it in my favorite search engine. Never guess what popped up... perhaps the latest Annual Report from the company where the consultant had just completed an assignment? This is why it is ever so appropriate that Harry Frankfurt's article should end up copied wholesale on some obscure web site, available free of charge to anyone who doesn't want to pay Amazon $9.95 for a hardcover reprint of On Bullshit ($7.96 for the Kindle edition, speaking of repetition - that would be, I think, the sixth licensed version of what is a philosophy article of ordinary length.) We are becoming a nation, no a world, of bullshitters, and the bullshit is hitting the fan. The proof of it is that when somebody like McDougall gets decently outraged at a shining example of the bullshit that is blowing in the wind, some people cannot even figure out what the hell his problem is. Here is the latest response to his blog post, by someone who identifies him/herself as "dorsai":

I'm not saying that ignoring copyright is OK, but this might have been a legitimate oversight by an overworked city worker, that appears to be fair use (at least it is now) based on the attribution links on the site.

Not quite sure why this warranted a blog post.
Okay, you're not sure, allow me to jump in. Go click on the link again, my friend, and you'll see an amazing thing: in the aftermath of McDougall's article, the aforementioned overworked city worker (I count myself as one of those, BTW - different city, though) has found the time to amend the article with attributions for each and every one of the security alerts he posted on the site! Now there's a reason to write a blog, by golly! Something that was a little off got corrected, the original writers received credit, the Seattle IT guy undoubtedly feels better about the whole thing, and the world is in general a better place! You know, if I could claim such accomplishments for most of my dozens of blog posts (not all on this blog) I think I would just throw a big party and invite everyone at Seattle.Gov and CMP too. Fortunately for my budget, I can't make such claims. But let's not get so jaded that we just look the other way or make excuses every time someone points out a mass instance of unattributed copying. The most encouraging thing about the whole incident is that the Seattle IT guy took the issue more seriously than his would-be defenders, and did something about it. Which suggests once again that if there is hope for a creative rebirth of humanity, it will probably come out of Seattle. Or at least the soundtrack will.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

February Crashes and Burns

February 1909 was not exactly a dull month for disasters. There was the wreck of the Penguin, a New Zealand ferry that struck a rock on February 12 and took down some 75 of the 105 passengers aboard. Then on the 16th, a mine explosion at the West Stanley Colliery in Durham, England, ended the lives of 168 people. The cause was never determined. The U.S. contributed to the carnage with several train wrecks, including one near Delmar, DE that took seven lives, and another in Carbodale, IL that sent five more to their graves. Overall, though, it was far from the worst month for catastrophes here, at least according to what I can glean from the not exactly uplifting information on GenDisasters.Com.

In fact, it seems to have had its moment of courageous victory over the forces of evil, as a horrible train wreck near Whitesboro, NY (three miles west of Utica), ended with the loss of only two lives, both railroad workers. The engine of a westbound train exploded just as it was passing the passenger cars of an eastbound train, throwing the entire eastbound train from the tracks, scattering cars into a field and leaving a long trail of debris. The wreck on the redeye apparently happened before daybreak, at temperatures of 15 below. Nevertheless, uninjured passengers on the westbound train, which merely stalled, rushed to the assistance of others, as townspeople also jumped out of bed to lend a hand. In the end, not a single passenger died; the injured were rushed to hospitals by sleigh and other means. Shades of a certain emergency landing on the Hudson River almost exactly 100 years later. Maybe there is some cosmic symmetry in history after all.

Unfortunately, if there is, it's not all of the kind to jump and cheer about.
There is a story that some time around the turn of the century there were only two cars in the state of Kansas, and they collided. Probably an apocryphal tale from Ripley's Believe it or Not, though repeated in popular culture often enough to make it seem real. That supposedly occurred on July 4, 1904. It now has an eerie parallel in a so-called "freak accident" in which the French nuclear-armed submarine Le Triomphant triumphantly rammed the British nuclear-armed sub H.M.S. Vanguard. The date of the sub crash was only given as "early February". The two submarines were playing hide-and-seek, the game in which these units armed with enough power to destroy much of the civilized world try to hide their whereabouts from one another's sonar. Disaster, thy name is Progress! A car wreck can injure a few people and spill some antifreeze (toxic to wildlife). Two nuclear subs can destroy an entire oceanic ecosystem with radiation leakage even if they don't accidentally discharge any nuclear-tipped flying objects and take out a city or two. Why are these things patrolling the oceans, jumping around and hiding from one another like some underwater Mario figure? As far as I can tell, were we to peer into the minds of many of our world leaders what we would find is a bunch of anxious little boys who are mentally primed to pull handles and push buttons, as if the enemies were virtual and the lives they endanger mere animations. Yet we believe we have no choice but to accept this sick state of the body politic.

The almost benign Whitesboro wreck has a less fortunate centenary sister to offset the more pleasant turnout on the Hudson, i.e., the fatal crash of Continental Flight 3407 near Buffalo, NY on February 12. What a comedown, after January's "miraculous" Hudson River landing. But actually, that miracle was no fortuitous gift of god. It depended on a plane engineered to land on water and float for a period of time, equipped with life preservers and a crew trained to react in case of an emergency water landing. It depended on a pilot who had to practice water landings in flight training until he could execute them about as confidently as a normal landing. It depended on communications between air traffic controllers and the flight crew, accurate enough (in spite of some errors) to let rescue teams know what was about to happen and where, before it actually happened. That is not to say that nothing could possibly have gone wrong - had the emergency occurred at night, or the river been laced with big chunks of floating ice, or one or another systems failed, there could have been a much worse result.
But this was no miracle, just an example of how technology can be controlled even in the most adverse circumstances when enough planning and careful execution goes into it. With Continental Flight 3407, it is possible that all reasonable measures were taken to de-ice the plane, and that there was no way for the crew to do more than guess where on the plane the additional ice buildup had occurred, leading them to take the wrong corrective action when an autopilot system sent the plane into a descent. But there have been ice-related crashes before, including an awful incident in which a de-iced US Air plane spent so long on the runway at LaGuardia while waiting for takeoff in a March 1992 snowstorm that it accumulated a new, dangerous sheet of ice on the wings, resulting in a crash and 22 deaths.

Birds, ice, lightning strikes, wind shear - we know the most common causes of plane crashes, but for some reason we have not managed to eliminate them. I guess you could ask why we are spending billions of dollars engineering nuclear submarines which can destroy life on earth, when the tremendous scientific and technical efforts and financial resources required to build such things could be put to use figuring out how to build ordinary commercial planes that don't inhale birds or get coated with sheets of ice in flight. That would presuppose that we elect rational leaders, driven by a sincere belief in the good of humanity, rather than overgrown Mortal Kombat fanatics, driven by infantile aggressive impulses. Well, who knows, maybe we'll get one yet.

February did have a kind of miracle, if you like those: the case of the Turkish Airlines plane crash in Amsterdam on February 25, where the vast majority of the passengers survived even as the fuselage split in three pieces on ground contact. That is just a miracle, no way to plan or predict it but plenty to be thankful for. But everything beyond that sort of lucky turnout has to be done by us humans. That's why it is so disconcerting when it seems that everything was, and lives were lost anyway. We have collectively accumulated millions of miles of flying experience in commercial flights, yet we still cannot control every factor that might cause a catastrophe. So why are we sending nuclear submarines to play cat-and-mouse games beneath the waves? (And whatever you do, don't say "it's the French and the British, not us" - the U.S. has at least 18 nuclear-armed Ohio class subs, and possibly several others, and all our subs are driven by nuclear reactors.) Two nuke subs accidentally playing bumper cars in the world's vast oceans? One good crack-up and it won't be ordinary ice we'll be trying to lose - more like ice-nine. And that doesn't come off too easily.

Yes, Astroland may have closed but bumper cars are still going strong. On February 10 (at least someplace on earth) two satellites, a defunct Russian gizmo and an Iridium cell phone relay unit, collided in space. Another freak accident, which must have particularly freaked out users of Iridium's international cell phone service; according to a quotation from an Iridium spokesperson on MSNBC, "This satellite loss may result in very limited service disruption in the form of brief, occasional outages." As for the Russian satellite, Dasvidania! The debris now threatens the International Space Station, but NASA claims the risk is "acceptable". It will of course eventually end up on earth. Since a good part of the earth's surface is water, desert, or cemeteries, there is not much to worry about.

Or is there? Well, there's all that satellite debris hurtling around, just waiting to burn a hole in the ISS, which can then in a freak accident come crashing down over... Houston? Oh but no, say the FAA, the U.S. Strategic Command, and the Texas State Police. No, that fireball that numerous witnesses from Waco to Austin saw a few days after the Iridium collision must have been something Apollo (the Greek god, I mean) tossed in our direction for fun. (He likes to play bumper cars too.) "We still think it's possible it might be a natural phenomenon...", a spokesperson for the USSC intoned. Which, correct me if I'm wrong, means almost the same as: "It is likely, though not absolutely certain, that this is a piece of space junk burning up just short of heavily populated areas in Texas." Or, as they might say when they make the movie - "Houston, you have a problem."


Friday, February 27, 2009

Google's Earth, or Is It Brin's World?

An InformationWeek post today by Thomas Claburn is entitled "Google Defuses Street View Privacy With User Photos". It's hard to think of a more misleading way to characterize the situation. Adding user-generated content cannot defuse any issues regarding the still available satellite or panoramic photos of people's homes, windows, front porches, pets and the like. Presenting that kind of content in a commercial setting, where it is detailed and the main subject of the photo, normally requires individual, signed photo releases. Google has managed to get around that, most recently in a flawed decision by a Pennsylvania court. You can get an idea of Google's view of physical privacy in general in their court brief, an excerpt of which was published by The Smoking Gun. Essentially, Google argues (a) that you have no reasonable expectation of privacy for your real property, unless you have taken extraordinary measures to protect it; (b) that the property in question can already be viewed from one perspective or another on publicly available web sites (such as that operated by the County Assessor's office); (c) that while Google photographers did briefly enter a private driveway to make the photograph, that driveway would ordinarily be accessed by many people, such as delivery persons and neighbors, and is not therefore "private" in the way needed to exclude photographs; and (d) that the defendants cannot reasonably claim to have suffered psychological harm from the publication of the photograph and did not take immediate steps to have it removed.

Personally, I think all these arguments are fallacious, because they all overlook two obvious and highly pertinent facts:

(1) Google set out deliberately, and without regard to the preferences of society as a whole or any individual on the planet, to take panaoramic "street view" photographs of every piece of real property in several major cities. This was an unprecedented and extremely ambitious venture, and cannot be compared to the casual, accidental or occasional intrusion by an individual photographer. That is not to say that an individual photographer who deliberately enters a private driveway to photograph someone's house is doing nothing wrong; but it is not comparable to the methodical nature of Google's "street view" program, which might be seen as deliberately and egregiously intrusive even if the wandering photo opportunist is not.

(2) Google's purpose in photographing private homes is purely commercial. Although Google self-righteously pontificates about its "mission" in the court statement ("to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful"), the fact is that Google is a profit-making enterprise, and any ideological motives they may have has to take a back seat to the fact that they are publishing more and more content with the intention of making more and more money. No one asked them or designated them to carry out any "mission"; they do it in the hope of increasing advertising revenue, licensing fees and other sources of income. So when Google hires photographers to stop by your house and take panoramic pictures of it which they can post on the Internet, they are not acting as artists, journalists, casual snapshot takers or any other disinterested party. They are using your property to indirectly generate income for themselves, to which you are not entitled, though you are the owner of the property. They are not fulfilling any (alleged) security mission, as NASA or the Pentagon might be when they point their satellite at your block; if anything, they are providing potentially dangerous information which would otherwise be quite challenging for terrorists or rogue states to obtain. As I said, the deliberate commercial use of a detailed photograph in which your property is the main subject normally requires a signed photo release; but decisions like those of judge Amy Reynolds Hay of the U.S. District Court for Western Pennsylvania have helped Google to evade that requirement.

Aside from that, it is just obvious, and should be to any court, that previous publication of unlicensed photos of you or your property is no justification whatsoever for another instance of that to take place. The County Assessors office may actually have no right, or legitimate official interest, in putting your property on display. All the same, if they do, that does not mean that Google's pursuit of profit is an equally legitimate interest in that regard.

Now, back to the latest news bite: Google has not "defused" any privacy concerns with its addition of user photographs, obtained through its Panoramio service. Google is just helping itself to a bunch of free content, assuming vanity will convince enough amateur photographers to turn themselves into an unpaid, worldwide, roaming Google staff. There is some suggestion that the privacy concerns Claburn thinks this will address are more along the lines of the Google photographers' off-color photos of people picking their noses or peeing in public than the photos of people's private property, but privacy is invaded when a compromising photo is published, regardless who the photographer is. Contrary to Claburn's view, Google is not somehow exonnerated, nor are the victims less entitled to redress, because a compromising photo is selected and presented rather than originally taken by Google.

In fact, rather than fix anything, the new idea only raises questions about Google's use of user-generated content in search results that are part of Google's regular commercial activity. Google's Terms of Service seem to make it clear that they do not own the content you upload (see paragraphs 9.4 and 11). But their TOS are strangely similar to those of Facebook, whose latest ethics fiasco has much to do with their entitlement to uploaded content. Facebook claims the right to make "derivative" use of your content, while Google is a bit more vague. Google says that you grant them an "irrevocable" license to distribute, copy and present the work; they suggest that some rights you grant them to some content may be revoked, but only as specified under unspecified "Additional Terms of those Services". They say you may "terminate your legal agreement with Google" by closing your account and writing to them, but not that this revokes their right to your content. Personally, I would be very wary of uploading any photo to Google that you might ever want to either use commercially, or keep private. The pix of you and your girlfriend or boyfriend by the Statue of Liberty may seem like just about the most innocuous thing to put on Panoramio. Well, think ahead my friend. That irrevocable display license you granted to Google may just bite you in the rear end someday when you no longer want that particular association exposed to everyone on the planet.

My own view is that Google's so-called "mission" is on a collision course with basic values we have always had, and it is mainly the naivete and glib attitude of a certain technobrat, IT-snob crowd that makes it seem as if the values have just dispappeared. how convenient for Google, not to mention several other privacy-invading profiteers from surveillance and information-sharing technology. It is reassuring that so far, practically every incursion they make into privacy rights gets some kind of pushback; but power, money, and the shallow acceptance of every new social networking opportunity are pushing even harder on the other side. Which means privacy is constantly losing ground, and often court battles. Well, this blogger at least is not going gentle into that good night.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Is Microsoft Doomed?

I admit I got a little frustrated after no one commented on my Dell post, but now I understand - I just have to post three times a day and carry my laptop with me to the bathroom and I might get some attention, like all those best-selling technology blogs that get high Technorati ratings. Or maybe I should write about nifty gadgets instead of ethics. Well, I don't think it's going to happen. So here I go again, after a brief 8 months or so, with my overly lengthy posts, stubbornly focusing on rights and wrongs in the digital world.

But my topic this time is as much historical as ethical. It is a matter of fact as well as a matter of justice. I guess that amounts to poetic justice, as in the giant who ate so much that he finally exploded. I am talking about that formidable giant Microsoft. I've been in IT since the days when MS's main products were GW Basic (officially "Gee Whiz Basic", I think, but everyone knew it was Gates, William). You could say, I suppose, that at that time they were a reasonable company with a few reasonably competitive products - MS COBOL was one of the earlier microcomputer COBOL products, and I think it worked on mainframe and midrange systems too, which gave it some advantages over Ryan McFarland and other products. Then they struck it rich by beating out CPM to make MS-DOS the OS for the IBM-PC, and made themselves a key player in the small computer market.

Still they were nothing like what they are today. MS-DOS was, by most accounts, not really an operating system, but an incomplete I/O manager. In any case, you needed half a dozen supplementary utilities (Norton, Sidekick, Xtree, etc.) to make it even minimally user friendly. The first couple of versions of Windows were complete non-starters; we ignored it and used DeskView for multitasking and window-switching. Early versions of Word had only one reason for existence, the ability to utilize built-in graphical capabilities in some of the early laser printers. People used WordPerfect for ordinary word processing, or XyWrite for more technical stuff, or maybe DisplayWrite if they were big IBM ideologues, or Wordstar 2000 if they wanted more power and more frustration (it had plenty of both).


It was Windows 3.1 that finally put MS over the top and created that great sucking sound whereby all new apps had to write to the Redmond API. Soon computer vendors were being forced into MS-only deals. Excel, a ripoff of (Lotus 1-2-3) a ripoff (Visicalc) of a software program, got bundled with Word, which was beginning to resemble a real word processor, and soon MS Office was making a play to be an industry standard, not without some strongarm tactics to help it along.

The rest of the story is pretty well-known: Word elbowing WordPerfect (a 10 times better and more intuitive word processor) out of the market, Foxpro (once purchased by MS) knocking dBASE IV and Clipper out of the water, NT blowing Novell away,
IE pushing Netscape to the brink of non-existence... all marketing, my friends, not a single one of these stories is an outright victory for quality. Though we did discover (in case IBM hadn't taught us earlier) that once you own the OS, and thereby pretty much control the industry, you can (a) become big enough to acquire a huge staff of high-end technical people and lure industry bigshots (b) buy up anybody who has an interesting technology, or simply steal it and fight them in court for 10 years with your huge legal staff, and make subtle improvements, and (c) bloat your products with features that 99% of your customers don't really need but that make for good sales pitches. I suppose some people might actually see this as a victory for quality. I see it as the way an unimaginative but unscrupulous corporation fought its way to become the Apollo of the computer industry, holding the sun in its chariot and determining the course of your day whether you like it or not.

If I had to pick one example to substantiate this it would certainly be Word vs. WordPerfect. WP 5.2 for Windows is still my word processor of choice, now nicely killed off by the elimination of the 16-bit subsystem in Vista. Granted, it is not a graphic design program or truly WYSIWYG. Later versions of WP are. But this one is simply the best writing program ever made. And I'm a writer, not a brochure designer. Word is a bloated and extremely frustrating piece of sw which I loathe more with every new version. The first thing I do - try to do - is turn off every single automatic correction and formatting and help feature - but it never works. They're hidden all over the place, like some little mouse hiding stashes of rotten food around its mouseholes. Because my organization only supports Word on the desktop, I have to live with MS's way of doing things, which I detest. Quality is not the name of this game; power is. But the superficial appearance of quality is there: more and more features rather than more user-friendly versions of the features they have - that is the MS mentality. You keep going in that direction and you get Word 2007, which sports a toolbar that might as well have been taken from the inscriptions on a pyramid. Nothing will stop the juggernaut of reinvention at M$ because it is what they live for, and by: you can sell the new look as a new product, even if its usability is even worse than the previous one.

So it is not without some sense of relief - call it poetic justice if you like - that I am able to write the headline above. "Some sense of wishful thinking", you might say. After all, in the last few days I have seen numerous pieces in the press alleging that Windows 7 is going to save MS from the ongoing commercial and publicity disaster known as Vista. A piece by David Pogue in the NY Times, several recent pieces in InformationWeek (this one, for example, or check out this alleged Intel endorsement) - they're pretty much all over the place. Windows 7 will save the day. What is the truth of this?

The truth is that MS has tolerated some rejections before, and has the same tried and true methodology for dealing with them: phase out support for older products so that users have no choice but to switch. And fear not, they have already announced the termination of support for Windows XP, the operating system that, despite all its flaws - absurd lack of registry control, endless security holes, occasional BSOD crashes, dubious handling of memory leaks and memory hogs (Outlook being a prime example of both) - was certainly their "greatest hit", especially with businesses who were looking for an improvement over NT Workstation.

It is typical of Microsoft, and of them alone, that a "hit" in the OS business, while supporting their stock price in the short term, is a kind of disaster for them in the long term. MS alone thinks of the OS as something you sell over and over again to the same computer user. For IBM and Sun, for example, when they were heavily invested in the proprietary the OS business, the OS was essentially something you buy with a new computer and then support with a maintenance contract. For MS, the OS is a huge revenue generator; it is supposed to be thrown out and replaced after a few service packs, to the tune of millions of licenses. (I will not get diverted into talking about their increasingly obnoxious licensing schemes, but keep in mind that they went from providing a full, re-installable copy of the OS on floppy disks, to copy-protected versions that would only re-install on the same computer - on a good day - to the current Vista "license" which is pre-installed, must be backed up by the user, and cannot be backed up or restored if a mistake is made in the backup process. Shameful, but typical.) So when one of those OS versions proves stable enough and flexible enough that businesses (especially) think to themselves, "You know, this OS really does just about everything I need it to do, I think I could save the money and an enormous distribution headache and just stick with it", it's a disaster for MS.

I wish more of the professional commentators, the ones who (unlike yours truly, so far at least) get paid for their opinions or make money from their blogs, would just get off the bus and say this in plain English. MS wants desperately for the OS to be obsolete, and it is a plain old catastrophe for them if the rest of the world thinks they actually did a good enough job with the last one that a few maintenance tweaks and a couple of utilities (you know, the much-ballyhooed support for new devices and all that) would carry it through day. This of course does not apply only to their OS; it applies to their Office suite. I mentioned the horribly reconfigured, visually confusing implementation of Word in Office 2007, all for no tangible gain whatsoever except to make it look like a new product so they can re-sell it to you. The same is true of most MS products. Every new version of MS Access caused us to have to rewrite a good portion of our Access apps, while keep the same extremely kludgey implementation of client-server. .Net framework 2.0 makes some things easier than 1.1 (database connectivity, for example), and provides a built-in membership class (which, without extensions, is good for only the simplest apps) but it is mainly there to sell Visual Studio upgrades. Every product MS makes is the same: the upgrade cycle is what makes or breaks the company. It is not consumer-oriented. Yes, consumers ask for this or that feature, computers and networks evolve, etc. A well constructed OS can go on for a long time being upgraded and patched to keep up with current standards. That model, however, ends up making very little money. MS never intended to follow the model where they provide basic OS functionality and sell service. They just want to resell the product over and over again, repackaged and made more nifty to suit current tastes.

That is, essentially, what Vista is. I am not talking about code-level Vista vs. XP vs. Windows 7. You can debate that all day. I am talking about functionality, performance, compatibility. It is not a new OS, except in the sense that trading this flaw for that flaw while having essentially the same functionality counts as something new. It is a new interface; it allegedly still has a lot of NT code in the kernel; it rewrites the I/O features (e.g., how it handles audio files) but not in a way that universally improves performance. See the Slashdot debate referenced above regarding the audio delivery system; it sounds extremely sophisticated, but here I am writing this post using Vista Home Premium 32-bit with 2GB RAM, listening to the Dandy Warhols on Lala.Com, and I get audio dropouts. As I did last night playing another album on Lala. For that I need to buy a new OS?

As for performance, also extremely debatable, it depends so much on the total configuration of hw and sw and drivers and what tweaks you do or don't apply. As for compatibility, Vista is totally incompatible with all 16-bit apps, does not support a lot of 32-bit apps, denies rights to a lot of drivers, etc. The one area in which it actually improves things is in the area of security, but at what cost? For example, the driver-signing rules are supposedly there to prevent rootkits from installing, and the numerous required user-acknowledgment dialogues are to keep viruses and trojans from loading. 'Scuse me, but I have anti-virus and anti-spyware sw installed, and I didn't pay for them. So how many of those millions of PC's with the "downadup" worm have Vista installed? A few? Oh, is that because with all those annoying dialogues, most users haven't got the slightest idea which processes should be allowed and which should be denied? Please take a letter: "Dear Steve/Bill/Whoever'sListening: the same unsophisticated users you talk down to by putting in dozens of auto-correct (or as I prefer to call them "auto-annoy") features in Word are the ones who are going to be responding to millions of those dialogues. How awkward is that?"

I cannot go on and on here trying to analyze and compare every feature of Vista, W7 and XP, and it is kind of beside the point. The OS rewrite, if it helps anyone, helps people for whom the main purpose of a computer is to play games. With all due respect to the Wii and Guitar Hero crowd, and the flight simulators who are now busily practicing their water landings, that should not be what drives the PC OS. Not in the least. Not even the consumer OS.

Oh, I hear you: without Vista, no 64-bit support. But businesses, by and large, did not need, and do not need, 64-bit quad-core processors or office apps rewritten to take advantage of them. More likely a lot of them could make do with thin clients, but I don't want to suggest that I am promoting that model either. Setting aside what MS itself is driving with useless bloated rewrites of their own sw, a standard Pentium processor is good enough to support the functional requirements of most business users, including most programmers. Yes, you have your CAD users and all, but they long ago started using workstations dedicated to that kind of calculation-intensive computing. And the same goes for most home users. I use my PC to write, maintain my finances, get to the Net, and a few other things. Don't need MS-generated hassles by having to deal with a new OS every couple of years. In my time I have ended up with Windows 3.1, WFW 3.11, Windows 95, Windows 98 2e, Windows ME, Windows XP (a couple of different versions) and now Vista. And I do not consider myself a frequent computer buyer, I do not get a new system every couple of years. Still, I have rarely had the same OS twice. This greatly affects my productivity, on the downside. The only significant change I have seen in the OS in all that time is plug-and-play, the ability of the OS to recognize devices automatically, which was a great improvement over the old manual driver installation model. The USB 2.0 spec was an incremental advance on that. Otherwise, much of the same thing for about 15 years. Supports a browser now, supported a browser then. Addresses more memory, true, but are you telling me that you can't write an OS to address more RAM than is currently the standard? That is patently false. There is very little new in the OS since Windows 3.1 implemented a decent method of multitasking. WOUM: Write Once, Upgrade Many. That should be the model, and actually is in a way, if you look at the underlying code in the kernel, but MS wants to make it seem like you are getting a new product and you must buy a copy of it for all your computers and probably buy new computers for it too.

Windows XP was not, in spite of what they say, a great OS. The taskbar is extremely problematic and gets corrupted easily, causing huge headaches. The registry fills up over time with thousands of unreferenced entries, slowing down or crashing the system, and then you can take your life in your hands using some registry cleaner and hope you don't get rid of something you need. BSOD crashes are too common. Errant drivers can crash the system on bootup. Security was pitiful until SP2, and merely bad afterward. There are a lot of things you could say about XP that would recommend some improvements. But they do not need to be much more than XP without the bad features. Don't tell me you have to totally rewrite an OS to keep the registry clean, much less to deliver streaming audio so that it (allegedly) hits both your ears at the same time! That is bullshit, the kind of BS that lets MS sell millions of copies of each new version of Windows.

This blog is about ethics, not technical arguments over the virtues of 32-bit vs. 64-bit or this audio codec vs. that one. But here we have a case where the putative technical virtues of the OS are supposed to justify forcing the entire computer world into a huge project involving billions of dollars, millions of man-hours of installation, and millions more dollars and hours in software and hardware upgrades and application rewrites, and the supposed technical virtues are either not there, or they are gratuitous for most users, or they could have been done in a much less costly way. What right does one company have to create this sort of havoc for the sake of debatable or ephemeral improvements? It is absolutely an unethical business practice to change a widely used and understood interface and I/O standard for the purpose of supporting your own bottom line. It is also unethical to conclude deals with every single major retailer - Circuit City (RIP), Best Buy, Staples, Office Max, etc. - to carry only systems with an OS that nobody really wants. (I asked both CC and BB to sell me a system with XP installed and both of them refused.) MS's whole concept of how to do business is unethical, which is one reason they have ended up in court so often on restraint-of-trade charges (or something very similar). It starts with strongarm tactics with smaller sw companies, PC vendors and retailers. It extends to the development and marketing of their OS and all their products. It should be recognized for what it is by journalists and bloggers. That's what objectivity is, calling a spade a spade.

Now that they have suffered their most embarrassing defeat in the marketplace with Vista, and lost further ground to Linux and Apple on the desktop, what is their answer? They will push even harder for W7, cut the XP support lines, and pretend Vista never happened. And unfortunately, a lot of the tech-savvy journalists and bloggers are going along with this. That has an enormous influence on the industry, as corporate buyers read the buzz and think they have no choice and might actually gain something by moving to W7. But will that be enough? I have my doubts. W7 is scheduled for release early next year, and some analysts are suggesting that MS may move up the release date to save their necks. Meanwhile, we are in the midst of one of the worst financial crises in the history of western civilization. Nothing is stabilizing at this point, not housing, not banking, not technology (bye-bye Nortel, you did give it the old college try, didn't you? is Sun next in line for closeout sales?), not employment, and certainly not government, which will soon have committed (by my count) more than a trillion and a half dollars in one form or another to pulling us up by the bootstraps. So is corporate America, and faltering economies worldwide, going to sign up, in the next year or two, for a massive, expensive upgrade to a new desktop OS that is still not really necessary? And what if they don't?

There is indeed a serious question whether they will have a choice. Nothing strikes fear into the heart of corporate system administrators more than the idea of using "unsupported" sw/hw. So MS will make good on the threat to desupport XP, and it doesn't matter if the company has not called MS in three years for support - no more security patches, no more compatibility packs for new devices or hw interface standards - OMG, can't live with that, gotta bite the bullet and go with W7. But what if there is finally a critical mass of companies who decide to turn to open source, SaaS (Software as a Service) or "cloud computing", i.e., hosted apps on a remote Internet site, and other such options? And what if in response to this the level of support for coprorate use of these technologies grows? What if more users conclude that they don't need a PC OS at all, and can make do with tablets and other devices? In case you think MS is not the least bit concerned, note for example the pre-emption attempt with the "Tablet PC" feature in Vista, under Accessories. MS has been offering a thin client OS for something like 12 years (Windows CE) and is now positioning the little-known XP Embedded for service on older PC's that can't run Vista or W7. They are increasingly doing the open-source shuffle without actually committing to much.

Nevertheless, I'm not here to tell you that Linux desktops, thin clients, Android devices, OpenOffice and Joombla/PHP/Perl/etc. are your future. I don't think anyone can predict the future. But as the saying goes, the harder they come, the harder they fall, one and all. And this giant is due for a comeuppance the size of Mt. Rainier. You know, that's the active volcano which tops off at 14,411 feet above sea level, and which according to Google maps is a 99-mile drive from Redmond. A little less as the crow flies. That's a lotta Java, I mean lava. Come to think of it, Pompeii was very important at one time too.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Dell Financial Services: Encore?

With revisions, 5/17/08 10:30 a.m.

The very day I posted my previous note about Dell Financial Services and their unscrupulous collection practices, I picked up a copy of the previous Thursday's (4/24) NY Times and found this article on debt collection outsourcing to India, focusing in particular on Encore Capital Group, the very company that services Dell and is apparently responsible for most of those junk calls I've received. The article, unfortunately, is essentially an apology for these vipers. The author, Heather Timmons, paints debt collection outsourcing as some sort of growth industry. She apparently thinks it's a wonderful thing that these folks have "
a sophisticated automated system that dials tens of thousands of Americans every hour". You get the impression that she is smiling as she depicts the lengths they go to track down their victims. J. Brandon Black, who is identified as the CEO of Encore, is quoted uncritically, as in the following:
Although the stereotype of a collector may be “some guy with chains and a cut-off shirt,” Mr. Black said, collectors in India are “very polite, very respectful, and they don’t raise their voice.” He added, “People respond to that.”
Another promoter of this scurrilous business tells us how lovely it is to be chased down by an Indian collector:
In the past, the prevailing wisdom about wringing money from late payers has been “if you’re calling the Midwest, you want someone from the Midwest to twist their arm,” said Mark Hughes, an analyst with Sun Trust Robinson Humphrey who covers the industry. That theory is changing as the pool of trained phone professionals in India and other locations deepens, and companies look outside the United States for lower costs.
This is definitely one of the most uncritical and least-researched articles I've seen in the Times with regard to something that is obviously an ethically questionable business practice. Ms. Timmons tries to paint it as a fascinating cultural and business phenomenon and does not want to sully the reputation of the industry by bothering to look into the numerous complaints about them that can be found on the web (see my previous post).

Ms. Timmons states that Indian debt collectors are trained in qualities like "sympathy"; but no example of such sentiments is provided. Instead, we find examples of how they handle "abusive" clients by telling them, "This attitude is not going to get you anywhere." This exactly mirrors my own experience with these agents. When I answered the phone and was asked for a person who does not live with me, I told them that, and added that they had better stop calling me or I would take action. "This will not help" came the reply; and indeed, it did not - only the agency was the abusive party, not me. The calls continued, hundreds of them, day and night, even though I had given them all they had a right to know: the person they were looking for is not at my number.

Talk about a great sucking sound - the article documents how the offshore collection agents have been trained to use the U.S. tax rebate, which is meant to jumpstart the ailing U.S. economy, as a weapon against recalcitrant debtors. "This gives you an advantage so you can increase your wallet share", a collection team leader says. Bye-bye, stimulus, hello trade deficit. These companies are, as I suggested, paid by commission. Encore also "files sheaves of lawsuits against customers who do not respond".

All this is very disturbing material is neither is not not even delivered by Ms. Timmons in a tone that is cleared biased. For example, she manages interviews a U.S. debt collector who states some specific problems with overseas debt collectors, like the added annoyance of having someone who does not speak understandable English harassing you for money. But the same person is then alleged to have said that he "had not run into any specific problems with overseas debt collectors" and that they "are very well spoken". Can anyone believe that this was not coaxed for the sake of legitimizing the offshore vampire approach to debt collection? What sort of reporting this is, I don't know; I'm a mere blogger, unskilled in the journalistic ways of
Times correspondents.

One of "Encore's best collectors", a gum-chewing 27-year-old, is said to be one who "wheedles work and cellphone numbers out of debtors' relatives to track them down". If this isn't enough to make your skin crawl, you have to read the article and get a load of the self-congratulatory spirit of these collection teams, which operate like sales forces and applaud each other when they elicit a commitment - relishing the thought that someone halfway around the world who can't pay their bills will be lining their pockets with commissions. Still not enough? These people make only $425 a month, plus commissions; sounds like all told their incomes range to about $300 a week - about 20% of what U.S. collectors are said to make. It's a tried and true technique: get the exploited to do the exploiting for you, and don't forget to give them a sense of purpose and a belief that they are doing a good thing. And if you can keep them 12,000 miles from the people they are abusing, so much the better.

People should pay their debts, or not incur them in the first place. But aside from the impossibility of predicting a disaster that will render you unable to do so, or the lack of alternatives when you cannot afford basic necessities, there are the usurious interest rates still charged by credit card companies, the exploitative schemes built into the structure of debt (the right of banks to charge you up front for the interest due on a long-term loan, for example), and outright mistakes, such as the ones that many customers say Dell made in their billing. In my experience, a great many so-called debts referred for collection are simply charges that the customer disputes or has already paid, and result from either aggressive billing practices or careless record keeping. None of the collector's concern, though; they get a referral and start cranking out the nuisance calls on their wonderful high-tech automated calling system. It seems to be part of the financial system that you are responsible for taking the time and effort to prove that you paid something, even though it is the company's fault that they do not have a record of it. This is why I don't feel like debt collection is a completely legitimate business. Outsourcing it makes it even worse, adding a glib disregard for ethical norms of conduct and the frustration of dealing with automated calling systems and heavily accented staff. This is not a charming cultural phenomenon to be viewed as a growth opportunity amid stagnation. It's a depressing deterioration of both the moral integrity of U.S. business practices and the ability to reign in the outflow of capital. Why the Times would see fit to do anything but lament this is beyond me.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Dell Financial Services: Please Hold for Further Harassment

"This is Dell Financial Services. Thank you for your patience. I will be with you momentarily."

For several months now, I have been the object of attention of a notorious gang of highway bandits that goes by the name of Dell Financial Services. This firm, an arm of Dell Computer, "facilitates customer financing of products and services sold by Dell through consumer and small business revolving loans and fixed-term business loan and lease financings in the U.S.", according to their web site. In other words, they extend credit to buy Dell computers. It stands to reason, then, that I must either be an outstanding potential marketing opportunity for them (perhaps I need to set up a data center in my walk-in?) or that I owe them large amounts of money (my own personal dot-com bust?). Why else would they be calling me 10-20 times a day, on two different lines?

The problem is, I have no thought, actually, of setting up a data center. Nor have I ever taken a loan to buy anything from Dell. Nor will I ever buy anything from Dell, even if they are the last computer company on earth. The one thing I ever bought from Dell was a computer, several years ago, which I finally managed to return. It was, at the time, a pretty high-end PC, with a brand new Turtle Beach sound card to fulfill my aural fantasies. The computer failed to boot about one out of three times. Every night I was on the phone with Dell technicians, who took me through a dizzying array of built-in troubleshooting utilities and had me do everything from rebooting to opening up the box and checking wires. After spending what I considered to be a ridiculous amount of time with perhaps four or five technicians, I asked them to honor their putative on-site service contract and take care of the problem. Many phone calls and complaints later, they finally agreed to send someone. He came when I was not home (my wife let him in), replaced the hard drive (which I had repeatedly told them was not the problem) and left. When I came home and turned it on, the system failed to boot. It was not the on-site guy's job to check out the system, I was told, just to install the drive. Actually the drive worked okay, but the problem was the same as before.

After weeks of these shenanigans I asked Dell to replace the computer. No, they insisted, we are known for service, and we would not dream of withdrawing that support. Our highly rated technicians are more than happy to spend hours and hours with you on the phone. Finally, after going through endless, useless reboots and technical routines which they frankly would not have had a prayer of getting a non-technical user to do, I demanded my money back. Oh no, says Dell, we can't do that, it's beyond the two week return period! So, a few days before the end of the 60 day period in which you can
challenge a credit card charge, I called my credit card customer service line and protested Dell's charge. Now, I am not going to become a cheerleader for credit card companies, but to their credit (lol) they actually forced Dell to take the computer back and give me a full refund.

Last note, before I get to the present situation. Before contacting Dell's illustrious technicians I had set the BIOS to display the boot-up sequence, and I knew full well that the system often hung after loading the sound card drivers. This fact was conveyed to Dell's highly rated service group from the beginning. Nevertheless, I was assured that this had nothing to do with the problem. Just before Dell agreed (under pressure) to accept the computer back I found a review of the Turtle Beach sound card online. The guy who wrote the review, which was several pages in length, must have been one of the world's leading experts in sound cards, because he knew stuff about them that only a sophisticated acoustic engineer could know. And he mentioned that he had had exactly the problem I was having at first, and had downloaded an updated driver that solved the problem. So I did the same, and booted the PC about 20 times without an error. Be that as it may, I was so furious with Dell by that point that I decided never to deal with them again, and returned the PC anyway.
(Sad to say, the Micron system that replaced it wasn't much better - I still have it, and it still tends to freeze in hot humid weather.)

There is a point here that is not irrelevant to my present issue. Dell built their reputation largely on getting top ratings for service from PC Magazine and its readers. Perhaps it says something about these kinds of ratings - they don't dig deep enough, and lack the ability to discern the superficially good from the really good. That Dell support was available to me is beyond dispute. That "support" of this sort was in my interest, or that of any consumer, is another story. After a couple of hours on the phone, if a system won't boot normally, the normal reaction should be: "Here's an RMA #, please send it back and we'll ship a new one." There is absolutely no justification for keeping a customer on the phone every night for days on end, and forcing them to run all kinds of tests, to solve a problem that should not be there in the first place. Dell did not ship a working system; that was their problem, and however they decided to fix it, they had no right to utilize excessive amounts of my time in doing so. Obviously, Dell likes to put on a user-friendly face, but has no issue with intruding themselves in an extremely annoying way into the lives of their customers.

Turn the page. It is five years later. I pick up my home phone, and get what I recognize as a junk call. The telltale sign: you say "Hello", and then you hear nothing for a second or two, until someone says, "Hello, am I speaking with...?" I usually hang up before that voice comes on. But this goes on for several days, until I get quite annoyed, and wait for the voice to see who it is. Now I hear, with those recognizable trained-actor intonations, "This is Dell Financial Services. Please hold..." Excuse me? You're calling to sell me some garbage and you want me to hold? Is this a joke?" I hang up. Days more, and the calls increase. They are coming at 8:00 a.m., in the evening, on weekends - I normally screen my home phone calls, but this is getting very annoying. Finally I decide, if I can end this by answering one call, I'll do it. So I answer. To my surprise, the person on the other end asks for a name I do not recognize. I tell them there is no such person here, and that if they call me again I will report them to the FCC. And perhaps I utter an expletive or two. The Indian voice on the other end informs me that "This will not solve the problem." I hang up.

The calls continue. In fact, several days later, I begin to get calls on my cell phone from a number I do not recognize: 908-854-1973. It turns out to be the same company. I recall that a long time ago, when I recorded my home phone message, I put my cell phone number on it for people who wanted to reach me right away. The company had finally gotten a human being to call my number, who did what a calling robot cannot do: recognize another number in the message.

Go ahead and Google
908-854-1973. You Google most phone numbers and what do you get? For public numbers, you get a listing; for cell or unlisted numbers you get maybe one or two direct hits, and then some partial stuff, or maybe nothing. For 908-854-1973 you get three pages of direct hits, almost all of them complaint forms: this one, for instance. Not only that, try Googling Dell Financial Services. You get not only their web site, but this page of users threatening a class action suit against DFS for harassment of consumers who aver that they do not owe Dell a penny or are being unfairly asked to pay extremely high interest rates that they did not agree to. Indeed, some of these people complain of "threatening phone calls day and night", "someone in India that was rude and kept talking around the issue", and the like. There appear to be few dozen people who want to sign on to this suit, most of them complaining either about telephone harassement, or incompetent accounting practices, or bills and hardware sent to the wrong address, resulting in demands for immediate repayment or usurious interest rates. One person points to a previous lawauit against DFS. Perhaps it is no surprise, then, that Dell has put DFS up for sale, and has already received bids. The only question is whether the bidders are aware of not only the potential class action liabilities, but the fact that DFS is involved with a company called CIT that is being hit hard by the subprime mortgage mess.

What appears to be going on, then, is that Dell has a troubled lending unit that is attempting to protect its shaky financial situation by hitting individual consumers, who can least defend themselves, as hard as possible for every penny. Their own accounting practices appear to be very lax. They have employed call centers, onshore or offshore, largely staff by persons of Indian background, who are trained to threaten and harass Dell's U.S. customers, employ calling robots that dial phones day and night. DFS apparently does not keep accurate records of their accounts, and has been the subject of lawsuits and possibly a future class action suit. This is the financing arm of the same company that, as I said, built its reputation on its alleged superiority in customer service!

What is wrong with this picture? Everything. But at bottom, the problem is our own notion of business ethics and what we allow technology companies to get away with. First, I tried calling Verizon and Verizon Wireless, and asked if they could block these harassment calls. No, we don't do that, they said. Why not? They should be required to do that. No one should be subjected to this kind of abuse without having a simple remedy. All phone companies should be responsible for following up and dealing with telephone harassment. This is a no-brainer. ISP's should be responsible for blocking spam; very simple algorithms could get rid of 90% of it, by targetting the servers that forward it. These companies (including Verizon) are making $billions off of their customers, but our lax model of business ethics lets them watch as their networks are used for illicit purposes. Napster can be taken down for allowing users to share files, though Napster itself did not engage in any illegal activity; but Verizon can pass along the most insidious crap without penalty. It is appalling.

Second, back to my earlier problem, computer hardware and software companies have to be responsible for shipping products that work, or for getting them working without undue effort on the part of the user. This is obvious and indisputable, yet it is a principle that is basically ignored in the regulation of U.S. technology businesses. I am not, of course, underestimating the level of sophistication involved in producing even an ordinary laptop or word processor. But that is not the issue. The technology issues are handled hierarchically, at each level of manufacture, so that by the time Dell or any other company snaps together its PC's, they do not have to be responsible for what happened in the clean rooms where the chips or disks were manufactured. If they send me something that does not work, they are tacitly stating that they are confident enough in the technology to sell it to me. If it does not work as it should, they have to do something about it. To the extent that it helps me to avoid shipping things back and forth I am happy to sit in front of a screen and try a couple of things; and when it is no longer in my interest, it should be their problem to deal with. And this goes for software too; but that is such a long discussion it needs its own post.

Third, we have a cheap labor issue, and the Indian subcontractors are being exploited just as much as we are. It is not cost effective to pay top dollar to people who are supposed to collect money, since collection is by nature an uncertain enterprise. So you look for the most cost efficient way of doing that, and perhaps you pay for the service on a commission basis. In any case, the subcontractor is given an interest in producing results, and if they are willing to engage in practices that would be considered unethical by our normal social standards, like calling people constantly, at odd hours, and taking their cell numbers off voicemail messages, then the company (Dell, in this case) is insulated from the charge of unethical practices while reaping the benefits. Of course, by exploiting cheap Indian labor for this purpose, U.S. private enterprise also helps cause enmities among the people who are all victims of this system. Some of the perpetrators are indeed Indian - the Indian businessmen who are greedy enough to agree to do Dell's dirty work. But the people we talk to on the phone are just hungry grunts who are not trained in customer service or to act professionally; indeed doing so could probably cost them their jobs. They are the frontline soldiers who are supposed to do the dirty work while absorbing all the verbal abuse that their irate victims give them. The ultimate responsibility lies with our own government and legal system: its lax communication laws, and lax regulation of collection practices. Secondarily, with Dell and their competitors, who are never satisfied with the $billions they make and always need to exploit every opportunity for increasing their relatively thin margins. Third, with the exploitative subcontractors in India or elsewhere who act like they are training attack dogs and feel immune to basic ethical standards that are at least sometimes observed by similar U.S. companies.

And fourh, with us, for putting up with this garbage over and over again, year after year, election after election. As political interest groups go, technology users must be one of the largest there is. Yet which one of the candidates has offered anything remotely resembling a comprehensive platform for technology policy (or finance policy, in spite of the mess we're now in) - from acceptable uses of bioletric identification to responsibility for post-sale consumer support, from telephone harassment to 30% financing rates for PC purchases? Nobody, and no one but a few small privacy and technology user groups is demanding that they do. That is a travesty. Nearly every single person in the U.S. has an interest in proper regulation of technology, but we don't raise our voices about this. So it will be the case that we have to put up with shoddy products and unethical practices, until we get serious about cases like Dell Financial Services.

Finally, I have a personal moral dilemma. I recently discovered that the person Dell is trying to reach is someone who lives in my building. I actually have a contact number for him, though I've met him only once and never tried using it. There is a good possibility that this individual intentionally gave Dell my number; perhaps he owes them money and wanted to throw them off. Should I get Dell of my back, and give this individual what he probably deserves? It is tempting. So far, I have not. (Indeed, the few times I have answered the cell phone calls, the party on the other end terminates the call after putting me on hold, so I cannot even give them information it I want to.) Between the corporate abuse practiced by Dell and its partners, and the unethical action by an individual with whom I am slightly acquainted, I find the former by far the more obnoxious, and do not want to further their cause. They may have a problem I can help them with, but I do not wish to do so, because they do not deserve to have their techniques legitimized. And I trust that eventually, some lawyer or state attorney general or other entity will put a stop to DFS and their practices; or, as an act of poetic justice, they may just go under. That would warm my heart a bit, but it would be better to fix what is broken in both technology and financial policy in this country. As for my dubious friend in the building, he will get his comeuppance too. This kind of person does not need assistance to get himself in trouble. Then again, assisting him might be a worthy act nonetheless.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Like Most Know-It-Alls, He Doesn't Know What He Doesn't Know

"Some Brand-Name Bloggers Say Stress of Posting is a Hazard to Their Health" reads one headline. "In Web World of 24/7 Stress, Writers Blog Till They Drop", warns another. Not here, babe - I post when I have the time, to three separate blogs. And I don't have the time when I'm doing my taxes, dealing with my kids, or preparing to speak at philosophy conferences. Not to mention grabbing some R&R on the Monterey coast. Which is what I've been up to lately, in more or less reverse order, so there you go. The stress-free blogger. It won't make me rich on advertising links, but neither will having a nervous breakdown.

Then again, I do want to post more frequently than I have since I started this blog, mainly because I have this nagging feeling that the subject is actually important. Maybe not quite up there with famine or terrorism, but significant to people's lives. So at first glance it is rewarding to see that some stalwarts of the technology literati have been running a column on matters ethical. Sort of. I refer, of course, to WIRED, that low-tech vehicle for high-tech advertising, pop science sound bytes, technopop culture and occasional light porn. Sometimes they also print some stuff about digital technology (most of it wireless, but whatever).

WIRED has offered some key articles on information ethics in its time, standouts for me include John Perry Barlow's famous piece on digital patent and copyright issues, and the exposure of clandestine biometric imaging practiced at the 2001 Tampa Superbowl. But their more recent descent into yuppie lifestyle reporting and geek fantasy entertainment is, as they put it, tired, if not expired, IMHO. This rag has definitely lost direction, or found a direction that is so vapid it seems quite lost - doing superficial pieces on genetic research and cognitive science like some Omni-wannabe, or lauding their favorite films and rock groups, often without even giving lip service to things like innovative uses of digital technology in the popular arts. They could do a whole magazine on that but it might make people think they really are geeks, and distract from the cool-to-be-techno image they are trying to uphold. Nine Inch Nails, Joy Division and Radiohead... er, that is, Blade Runner, Donnie Darko and Manga. Sheesh. How did they miss Smash Bros Brawl? Oh, by getting it on with Halo 3. Is this supposed to be an encyclopedia of pop iconography or a technology magazine with something resembling a social conscience?

How reassuring to see that they actually have an ethics column. Sort of. God forbid WIRED should ever hire me as editor in chief, I'd put in a "lifestyle" column and say "you're welcome, and the rest of the issue is about technology and real life". But at least it is something of an attempt to address an important question or two. Something - but what, exactly? What is an ethics column doing with a byline like "Mr. Know-It-All"? That self-deprecating title reads like an indication that the current WIRED editors get agita every time they feel compelled to print anything that might be thought of as socially significant. Somebody might think we're preaching to them; better let them know we don't take ourselves too seriously. "Mr. Know-It-All" indeed! Anyway, let's look at the column on its own merits and then decide whether to go wiredless.

"Mr Know-It-All" is the sort of question-and-answer type column that began (to my knowledge) with Ann Landers-type personal advice columns. Several years ago the New York Times handed a byline to Randy Cohen as "The Ethicist". This was something like the equivalent of giving Dick Cavett a byline as "The Art Critic", as Cohen was mainly known previously as a copy writer for t.v. jokesters like Letterman and Rosie O'Donnell, according to his Wikipedia entry. It used to be written by Clive Thompson, about whom I Know-Nothing (though someone by that name who writes on technology and culture runs this bloggy web site). But now Brendan I. Koerner is Mr. Know-It-All. Like Cohen, he is a somewhat known a quantity. He contributes stuff to Slate and The New York Times (including the Magazine section; so, no stranger to Cohen's column, I daresay) - an eclectic output roughly along the lines of "new technology" or "new ideas".

It is notable, if not quite disturbing, that Koerner is also a member of the so-called New America Foundation, a slightly fuzzy thinktank that includes such not-so-fuzzy Reagan/Bush conservatives as Frances Fukayama and Christine Todd Whitman. (Just as it is notable, if not quite disturbing, that WIRED editor Chris Anderson did a stint at the basically conservative journal The Economist.) Does this mean WIRED is giving an ethics podium to some quietly right-wing ideologue? Not necessarily; NAF is politically diverse, allegedly "non-partisan", "radically centrist", perhaps vaguely environmentalist. I do wonder, though, what any progressive individual might hope to accomplish in this menagerie; which leads me in turn to wonder whether Koerner is not basically a conservative with a soapbox in the form of a geek-chic pop science venue.

So what does Koerner have to say? Rather than going back through a year or so of columns I'll just start with his entry as Mr. Know-It-All in last month's issue (April 08), "Juicing on the Job". A reader (I'll take it to be a male) writes that a coworker is making him look bad by "using unprescribed modafinil to work crazy hours". The boss wants him to keep up. Should he report the drug use, or maybe do the same? According to Koerner, both of these would be the wrong move. No argument from me there. As for practical advice, Koerner has some good ideas (talk to the guy first), some bad ones ("consider dropping some background information on modafinil in your boss's inbox" - without telling him why?) and some slightly idealistic ones (think about whether you really want to be in this cutthroat company. Maybe get a nice low pressure job working for the Post Office?)

But what is really the ethical problem here? First, let's get rid of "unprescribed" - how the hell does the reader know that the modfinil is "unprescribed"? The coworker is obviously not his best friend, so we can't take the qualifier "unprescribed" as known information. This puts things in a different light. We don't have an ethical issue with a person who is working his butt off and is taking some medication he may actually need. (Modanifil is not really a stimulant, from what I read, but a drug that increases wakefulness and attention for people who have a tendency to nod off during the day. Hmmm, gotta talk to my doctor about this...)

On the other hand, does this company have any standard for the work hours to which people can be held accountable? Nobody signs an employment contract to be a 24x7 slave. If your hours are effectively unlimited then you'd better be making enough money to quit at some point and live on the Riviera for a year or two. Maybe it's time. If not, the ethical problem here looks to be with the employer who expects everyone to keep up with the most insanely driven overachiever; the coworker is not at fault for anything, really. Suppose the coworker was pulling your leg; he is not actually taking any drugs at all, he is just a workaholic who needs little sleep and wants to get ahead. What's the problem? The problem is your greedy boss, who figures he'll use this as a standard that was not really established when you accepted the position. Changing the rules mid-game, or just not publicizing them at all, is an ethical problem - it's called unfairness. Finding the source of the problem does not mean it is easy to solve, but it at least gets us clear on how to judge people, and ourselves.

Let's move on. Another reader asks the important question whether it is alright to use his laptop while sitting at a bar. Koerner and I agree that in one sense at least, it is not alright - for even if isopropyl alcohol swabs may be good for cleaning your keyboard, grain alcohol spills are not. But said reader is being given the evil eye by the bartender. Should he tell the bartender to take a flying leap at a Rolling Rock? Koerner quotes a guy in Oregon who blogs about bartending to the effect that the bartender should not have an issue with it. So, who am I to argue with such expertise? But picture that your job is to run around all night planting pints of pilsner and drippy daiquiries from one end of this polished wood surface to the other - do you really want to have to worry that you, or a patron, are going to spray some guy's $4000 notebook with sticky strawberry liqueur, and watch him start screaming for a manager? Come on. If you're at the bar to find a hot date, put the cpu back in the bag if you know what's good for you; and if not, go get a table and order some nachos. The bartender has enough to worry about without dancing around your laptop.

In the current (May 2008) issue, a concerned parent asks if it is bad for her 1 month old son to be held while she is watching t.v. Mr KIA (no relation to the car) treats this as a scientific question (no, it probably won't harm him) but then suggests that the real issue is not to use the t.v. as babysitter. Which Mr. KML (that's knows-much-less, yours truly) has certainly never done. This week. (But smoking pot in the 70's depleted my short-term memory cells, and they still haven't grown back - as far as I can recall.) Of course our columnist could have sent the lady a polite note that "you are factually misinformed about the risks, so this is not a topic for a KIA column, thanks anyway". Or he could have asked why the woman doesn't just put the little thing on her shoulder, facing away from the t.v., or cradle it in her arms looking up - the most natural positions anyway. But if there is an ethical issue here, isn't it really this: supposing that there is reliable evidence that having a tot in front of the t.v. causes it harm, is it okay to do it anyway if you really want to watch the show and hold the tot? And you don't need a know-it-all to answer that, just a little common sense.

Now this one I have to quote: "Am I obligated to share my laptop password with my wife?" Let's spend some time on this, as it is really a very significant question in contemporary culture. Mr. KIA quite reasonably points out that marriage does not eliminate a right to privacy, but it does imply trust. Trust is the issue, but the sound byte format is not sufficient for dealing with the question. You could deal with the practical side of it very quickly. For example: "No, you don't have to show her your password; or the code for your bank card; what's in your will; or the amounts or beneficiaries on your insurance policies. Then again, there are some private things she doesn't have to show you either." There's a practical answer. It just avoids morality altogether (or introduces a negative moral sentiment: revenge).

Koerner suggests a mutual agreement to keep certain folders off limits. This unanalyzed suggestion is a good example of why moral analysis is a lot more complex than it seems. No one has asked, so far, whether the wife has a computer of her own to use; whether there has been any breach of trust in the relationship already; whether you have any independent reasons to password- protect your computer; or even what level of computer users you both are. Lets go through the ramifications and see where we end up.

1. Suppose your wife wants access to the laptop for purely practical reasons, to use some picture editor you have, or check the family budget spreadsheet you set up. And suppose further that neither of you has any reason to distrust the other, and you both already respect one another's privacy. Then the following questions arise:

a. Why do you need a password at all? Is it to protect it from someone else's prying eyes? Then give her the password, period. I have never password protected my computer at home. Even if there were times when I was not a model husband I would rather keep computer content as innocent as possible and explain any apparent indiscretions than tell her, "sorry honey, off limits".

b. Does she have a computer to use? If so, why does she want your password? If she wants content or functionality that can be transferred to hers, that is what she should be asking for.

c. If she doesn't have one, maybe she should be asking for that; or, assuming again that she has no reason to question your intentions in having a private password, why doesn't she ask you to sign her on?

d. Maybe you're not home, and she needs access right away. Fine, you can give her the password, and change it later. She should not even know that you did if she doesn't require ongoing access. If she does, see c. above. And if she needs to use it only occasionally, then you can explain that you change your password every once in a while for general security purposes, and she can have it any time she wants, but she shouldn't expect to just get in any time without telling you.

2. If your wife complains about any of these arrangements, then perhaps she has some other agenda and is just using this as an excuse to check up on you. Then, as Koerner says, there may be other problems in the marriage. Let's assume, then, that there has already been a breach of trust, and further, that you both know that she feels there has. Again there are various possible angles:

a. If she mistrusts you, then telling her, "okay, but don't go to this folder" will only increase the mistrust. It is no different, really from saying, "here, use this other computer I have, but don't go to this one". Once the trust is broken, it is not limited by folders.

b. Has the breach of trust been acknowledged by both sides? Suppose she correctly suspects you of something dishonest but you have not admitted it. Your password protection is just a bandaid to keep you out of trouble. But suppose you break down and give her access, but tell her "just don't go to My Documents/Cindy"; what good will that do? She already mistrusts you, and you already know that, so what reason do you have to think she'll stay out of /Cindy? She is probably using the password issue to see if your reaction confirms her suspicions.

c. There may be a difference in the level of expertise that significantly affects your negotiations. Suppose you each have computers, but you are basically a Word, Excel and Picasa user and she is a UNIX guru with Brainbench certification in network security. You might feel that even if there were some compromising stuff on her system, she could easily hide it so that with your superficial computer skills you wouldn't have a prayer of finding anything. Whereas your system is an open book to her. Not fair, you say - my password is virtually the only level of privacy I have, whereas you have privacy by virtue of my lack of expertise. Of course, this will lead to an argument: "You have no reason to suspect me, but I have a reason to suspect you!" Maybe - but that's today. The situation could be reversed in the future and you would not have the recourse she has. This will not solve the problem of trust, but it might be a legitimate reason to deny her access anyway. And if the skills are reversed, her getting access to your system might be reasonable, but pretty useless. Unless you are a complete dunderhead.

d. If you both agree that you have deceived her, then at least one issue is settled, and she does not need access to your PC to prove it. But there is still a problem. If you did it once, will you do it again? And how far do her legitimate rights to monitor your activities extend? Is this going to be a Charles and Camilla type affair? How can she know? You've been dishonest, why should she believe you when you say it's over, or that it's the last time? The truth is, though, checking your laptop periodically is not going to solve anything. Unless, as I say, you're a complete dunderhead (or you are trying to end your marriage, which is perhaps a hidden motivation here). Because you will simply arrange your next indiscretion to take place without office automation support. Perhaps she wants to check your cell phone messages too? Maybe you should let her, if you have nothing to hide anymore. Maybe she'll even shadow you after work. After a relatively short time, all the checking she can possibly do will get to be so tedious and time-consuming that she will realize she either has to trust you or dump you. And then the question of whether she has or doesn't have your password becomes moot.

e. Assuming she does have a right to check up on you from time to time, there is still the question of whether you are to be informed of it, and how. You are not, after all, a member of an international spy ring, or a suspected serial killer. You presumably have some kind of right to know you are being monitored. A woman I was once in a relationship with decided at some point see if she could do a little better on Match.com. When I found out I was devastated. She shut down her page and her search immediately and swore it was over. Nevertheless, I checked her laptop and her cell phone for several months after this incident. Often I did it right in front of her, and I told her I intended to do it. I reported to her anything that I found that I thought was suspicious and gave her a chance to explain it. After a few months it was clear that she really did not have any inclination to do this again, and the matter was over. If your wife is going to monitor your devices, you have a right to know about it. Maybe this alone will be enough to discourage the behavior and everyone will be happier for it. In any case, there have to be some limits, and you have to know what they are, or else the whole concept of a relationship built on trust is just gone.

Koerner's suggestion of keeping some folders off limits clearly underplays the difficulties involved in evaluating the situation. One other thing I should mention about his responses - most of them appeal, in good journalistic fashion, to an opinion uttered by some expert he gave a shout to. It raises the question of whether Mr. Know-It-All really knows even as much as what's contained in these short-answer quizzes.

But my ultimate point is not really about Koerner, but about WIRED's approach to computer ethics. InformatiomWeek, a far more staid and "uncool" IT industry magazine, often carries serious articles on ethical issues in technology. WIRED seems to fear that their audience of IT enthusiasts lacks sufficient attention span to take in a serious discussion of these issues. Better to hire a journalist and stick with the 1-paragraph sound bite format than get an actual philosopher with some expertise in computer ethics and risk having someone yawn at WIRED in the local java joint. WIRED already sticks all its substantive articles as far back as possible, giving everyone a chance to page through the glitzy ads and the cutesy pictures and the single-page pop science and gadget profiles before they decide to commit to actually reading something. The longer pieces prior to the serious articles are broken up into discrete subjects and numbered, for those whose modafinil prescriptions have run out. And the articles in the back of the current (May 2008) issue are representative of WIRED's present commitment to IT ethics. Only one of them even addresses an issue that has significant digital ethics implications - the installation of a vast downtown surveillance system in the Big Apple - and that piece does not so much as mention the tiny little issue of privacy. The pop culture articles often barely mention technology; the technology articles barely mention ethics. What's wrong with this picture book?

I have nothing against an advice column. I have nothing against Brendan Koerner or anyone else publishing his opinions. I have a problem with a magazine that considers itself the mouthpiece of technically-minded members of Generation X, Y, Q, or whatever, the folks who grew up in the digital age and whose lives are shaped by technology, and makes its main contribution to the debates on the ethics of technology these 30-second blurbs from someone who has no background or training in analyzing ethical issues. That's not not wired, it's uninspired.